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Vampire, The Code of the Fang
Hot, deserted, evil-ridden desert! What
had possessed him to hole up in Texas?
Zandar swatted at the tribe of mosquitoes
flocking around him, that were perhaps sensing his undead demeanor. Worse
than the rats of England, he spontaneously decided. They were as thick
as the stars in the wide open, blackened skies – their stingers probably
laced with visions of West Nile Virus.
Zandar gazed at his western idiot savant,
Lester, whom he’d transformed into his devoted servant. Lester, however, referred
to his title as ‘helper’ which was heavily laced with a
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If
you're lucky enough to encounter one of these children of the night,
don't blow everything by asking if you can snap a quick picture for
your photo album. Vampires are very sensitive when it comes to cameras;
I guess you could call them camera shy. So, bend a little and settle
for a charcoal drawing. Better yet, bring your Etch-A-Sketch.
If
you and the boys invite a vampire over for Monday Night Football, don't
put any garlic salt on his buffalo wings. However, Liquid Smoke and MSG
are A-OK. During halftime, ask him to entertain everyone by
transforming from vampire to bat, then back again.
If
you decide to introduce your girlfriend to a vampire, you must insist
that she wear a turtle neck sweater and shades that have b
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A certain old man was traveling
to the city in anticipation of starting a new life. Everything
he owned was tucked safely into his pockets and the knapsack on
his back, his load light.
By and by he came across
an ugly witch who was locked inside a beautiful golden cage.
"Release me and I will give you but three wishes, old man,"
she begged.
Being the kind-hearted
soul that he was, he released the witch - not expecting her to give
him anything. Without so much as a 'thank you' she had vanished
down the dusty trail leadin
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