Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Women

(and what they actually mean)

10. I think of you as a brother.

(You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing geek in “Deliverance.”)

9. There's a slight difference in our ages.

(I don't want to do my dad.)

8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way.

(You are the ugliest dork I've ever laid eyes on.)

7. My life is too complicated right now.

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If you kiss her,
you are not a gentleman
If you don't,
you are not a man

If you praise her,
she thinks you are lying
If you don't,
you are good for nothing

If you agree to all her likes,
you are a wimp
If you don't,
you are not understanding

If you visit her often,
she thinks you are boring
If you don't,
she accuses you of double-crossing

If you are well dressed,
she says you are a playboy
If you don't,
you are a dull boy

If you are jealous,
she says it's bad
If you don't,
she thinks you do not love her

If you attempt a romance,
she says you didn't respect her
If you don't,
she thinks you do not like her

If you are a minute late,
she complains it's hard to wait
If she is late,
she says that's a girl's way

If you visit another man,
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